It usually concludes that we wear a pair of socks for the first time, send them to the dirty laundry pile, and then we never see them again. We search all over the house but it seems as if they just disappeared into thin air. Have you ever wondered what happened to them?

There are these little holes inside of the dryer that the heat comes out of; maybe you’ve noticed them. The heat makes the holes expand to a big tube. Out of that tube comes a man who lives in a magical land of lost socks. He looks through the clothes in search of nice-looking socks, and takes them back with him to his land. What do you think the pause in the drying process is for?

All these socks are used to decorate his land. He even takes small fibers off them, plants them like seeds, and somehow he makes trees that grow even more socks. The man is obsessed with them; weird, I know. So if you want to keep your socks, instead of having them stolen by a creepy man to decorate a land you’ll never see in your lifetime, I would suggest hand-washing your socks.